Reboot Commencing

For ze german.

Detective Dan

This is crazy. Two bands - two songs - almost identical sounds midway through each song.

Evpatoria Report released their album in 2005. Mogwai released their album in 1999. Hmmmm....

This is the Mogwai song. Listen to the whole song.. or skip to 3:30 if your a loser.

This is Evpatoria Report's song. Same deal - skip to 6:17

CRAZY STUFF!!! and some people said I could never be a detective. 

Punk Rock Daddy

A shuffle through my tunes and this one comes up... was I confused or something back then? Anyways the music is as good as ever even if it doesn't resonate as hard. I don't think I ever met another AFI fan at my high school. That's a shame. (actually that's probably not true but the hipster loser inside me would like to think that)

They say that bands grow up and that's cool but I wish this one never did. Nothing like sing the sorrow. That's were their peak should have been. They should have reached adulthood then and QUIT. Retired while they where ahead. Mad respect forever though. 

Take your pick. 

  (my fav)

My Creation - The best resume ever.

Spent a little too much time on this. I feel a weird bond to it now. Love the original name though... I'm a wizard for thinking that one up.

Getting ready for summer...

Something about it just screams "There's summer in the air!" Substitute summer for what you will.

Currently saving money for my Danbo fund... Excited!

Things that go well together... part 2

So I was just sitting down to do some notes and it hit me... it's time to fuck around. Surfing the net on my mercury surfboard led me to some nostalgia-inducing memories. It's a pretty silly thing, but here it goes:

1) hex keys
2) fingers

So I guess what goes well together are these hex keys and my fingers. I used to play with them and put them in the right order! So much fun. 

This post is probably the end of the blog... I need more ideas... it's evidently dying. 

I'm taking summer school probably! That's cool too! 

Things that go well together... part 1

1) Playing the original GTA, running over a group of 8 orange men
2) Listening to the soundtrack of "A Night at the Roxbury"

If you haven't tried this then you don't know what it means to be 10 years old and LOVING IT!

Play these clips together

 

Head bob... Eyes closed... Magic

I was tempted to make a Charlie Sheen allusion to this album being a winner... but fuck they're not even on the same 3-dimensional space-time continuum of pure radical awesomeness... If Charlie listened to this he would go nuts (;

More to come, I'm sure. 

One year ago...

Thanks to my brother for taking these stills one year ago right in the middle of it all. 

lonely robot

Really?

robot love

apparently robots feel love too... thank god or last night woulda been a waste of time!

thought I would add some content to stay true to the namesake of this thing i like to call a 'blog'

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7357172n

my cure for depression

infomercial time..

have you been depressed for weeks? cant seem to find the same spirit and vigour in your life? it's okay, just buy this, plug it into your ear and all your misery will fly away!

if you email now, its all free!!!

just another day on the job

buddy Sam took this one... pretty badass I think

RE: Cindy to Jim

J: Didn't you notice that he was looking that way?
C: Nope, I don't really pay attention any more.
J: How can you not pay attention when it's him.
C: Why? Because what's the point. As far as I'm concerned it could be Brando or a young Robert and it still wouldn't matter. We're all people - at least that's what they tell me.
J: Well that's a shitty way of looking at it. He deserves more than that. He's practically a fucking hero and if I were so inclined I might even have a go.
C: Pretty sure your inclined.
J: We'll see. Still haven't decided. I have to go back to the clinic for a check and then I'll be sure. Can you imagine if I had doubt about this? That would really mess with my head. I probably couldn't focus or perform or do anything!
C: Well, does it really matter one way or the other?
J: Of course it does! Are you serious? How could it not? If they say yes, then everything is going to change. I'll have to redefine my walk, my talk, and my glock isn't going to fit in places it fit before.
C: How poetic.
J: Yah, tragically poetic. But he's still looking over here. If you don't notice that then I might as well give up.
C: On what?
J: First, on you. Second, probably on me too because he should be looking over here. Then I'll go home, take a good last look in the mirror and finish it up.
C: Product placement.
J: What?
C: Seven Up. Freshen your day with a blast.
J: You okay?
C: Yah. It's something I have to do for marketing class. It's like in high school when you carried a baby around for home economics and the baby had a little recorder inside keeping track of the number of times it shit itself or was kicked around the house. They placed a 10 nm chip inside my cheek and I have to recite twelve product placements every day.
J: I never took care of a baby.
C: See, I told you so.
J: Told me what?
C: Exactly.
J: Whatever. 10 nm is pretty old school though. I'm guessing they're titanium encased?
C: Yah. I know. Well it was this or the organic one. Apparently the organic one can act as a laxative and a sedative. Sometimes at the same time.
J: Hmm.. Well at least with the organic one it wont bury its way into your skull.
C: The odds of that happening ever again are insanely low. The woman got struck by lightning and she had the rarest form of the B67 mutation. I got sequenced five years ago and I specifically checked for that. I don't have it.
J: These guys learn. They adapt. Just because you don't have that kink doesn't mean there aren't other ones that might catalyze the jump. Think about it. There are millions of places where it could happen. They only need one sequence at one moment and.. well.. you know the story.
C: Well why hasn't it happened more often then? Why is it just that one lady from Barcelona? If you're saying its so common then why is there only one reported case.
J: Well, I would tell you what I think but you wouldn't take it seriously so I'll shut up.
C: You've told me before. You're right, you should shut up.
J: I'm tired. Spent all week preparing for the test.
C: What did you set the decelerator at?
J: 10:1
C: Wow. That must of just rocked your Circadian. Do you even know what day it is?
J: I think its a Thursday. Doesn't really matter.
C: So you just spent 50 days stuffing your head with this crap.
J: You can multiply. Good for you.
C: Not my fault you can't handle the decelerator.
J: I can handle it just fine. At least I can still sleep. Whens the last time you had a normal night?
C: Don't bring that up. My shrink says it's better if I ignore it.
J: Sorry.
C: It's fine.
J: He's walking towards us.
C: Cool.
J: Well what are you going to say?
C: I don't know. Should I be nervous?
J: Irony won't get you action.
C: Not looking.
J: Sure.
C: He didn't even stop at our table.
J: Hmm. Weird. I guess I mis-read him.
C: Yep, I guess so.

Playing Out Planet Earth

I won't take credit for this, but it's true. If Planet Earth is going to be recycled, moved on, dispose of us, reincarnate... somebody's gotta play this song on our way out. Just let the Laker's 3 peat again, thats all.

Still got time for making new discoveries even with this demon week upon me. At least other things are looking up! Like this happy tune

Ratatouille

My Water has bubbles in it.

Not only the sound but the pictures too. Made by a total amateur for fun - what more can you ask from passion? But my tap water does have bubbles in it. Take it to the lab and analyze this shit

The Weather Project

Update... then hiatus

I thought putting an abundance of meat on a plate wouldn't crowd it but rather make the hungry man even more appetitive and full of desire.
I was wrong.
The hungry man gets full and fat very fast, and then is given the unenviable task of finishing the plate while risking ridicule and ire.
The hungry man is stuck.
There are many ways he could escape, but the only thing he really knows how to do is jump and run and roll like flames in a barn fire.
He is not clever.
The truth is the hungry man isn't as cherry blossom sweet as he wishes people to think he is - people can often mistake him for a liar.
"I've got it!"

Maybe, who knows, who the SHIT cares? How can anybody care about ANYTHING when the friendly faces of Explosions in the Sky are setting out on their fifth plate. Fill me up, I'll eat all of it.

In anticipation...

camping, ankle, basketball, support, cerveza, scare, drugs, relief, happiness, love, extreme love, love, happiness, love, extreme love, love, happiness, love love love love, school school school, turkey!, school school, job hunt, job find, job receive, happiness, love, extreme love, love, 3 countries in 3 weeks, love, job start, tired legs, tired legs, hate kids, love kids?, hate them more, culture, wedding, culture wedding, drunk, fun, school, school, love, confusion, school, work, love, happiness, love, turkey again!!, school, love, school, school, school... an end

I don't like this one...

Just too much I think. My bathroom is where amazing happens. Kobe's bathroom is where Genesis happened.

One for the ages...

This may be one of the most controversial pieces of art ever created. If God could cry, he would cry at this. If the Leafs needed the ultimate inspiration to win the Stanley Cup, they would listen to this. IF ALL MUSIC SOUNDED THIS GOOD... shieeeeeeeeet

sarcastic great

Public Discourse

Let it soak you

official music of reboot? quite possibly, most definitely.. just have to figure out how to set it so that you can't escape it!

Reboot Love

first post.. epic
the simple design is forward

engrossed in this sound now